Jimmy: But dad, all my friends are going.
Mr. Neutron: I know son, but if all your friends were named Cliff, would you jump off them? I don't think so.
Ooblar: What galaxy are you from?
King Goobot: Ooblar.
Ooblar: Where is your leader?
King Goobot: Ooblar, stop it. It's toast.
Ooblar: Oh. Hello, Toast. I greatly admire your ship.
Carl: [quietly] I didn't think we liked girls yet, Jim.
Jimmy: Oh, we don't, we don't, no, not yet. However, one day, Carl, an influx of hormones that we can't control will overpower our better judgment and drive us to pursue the female species against our will.
Sheen: I'm peeing... in the shower.
Sheen: I'm still doing it. Go. Go. Go.
Carl: Hey, this astronaut food isn't too bad.
Jimmy: That's toothpaste, Carl.
Carl: Oh. Minty.
Fat Child: We were having this contest...
Fat Child: to see who could eat the most cotton candy...
[the child starts sniveling. The camera moves to show the child is very fat]
Fat Child: [Crying] And I won!
Ooblar: You look marvelous sunny side up sire, and that's no yolk!
In other news... I got everything done on my to-do list today! Oh lanta, I can't even believe it! I need to keep this up if I'm going to survive this semester! I keep saying that... and yet here I am at midterm- I'm already surviving!
Thanks for reading!