Red: "Who was that?"
Me: "Oh, just my roommates. They miss me (insert smirk)"
Red: "Really? Man, we've only been gone a couple hours. We may need to wean them off you a little bit... it's like you're their momma cow or something."
Me: "Did you just call me a cow?"
And that my friends, is how I became Momma Cow. Now I go by many names, but Momma Cow is still who I am through and through. I mother my friends (Rach says "I'm a big girl, I can do it myself!), I mother my friends boyfriends (Josh says "You don't need to worry about me and Cassi" I say "Buddy, you're a boy in love, I will worry about you both!"), I mother my roommates ("Honey, I'm taking you to the hospital!"), and I mother my cute residents (I tell That Boy "You better be treating her right! Are you being respectful!?").
I love being Momma Cow... I just wish Red had chosen a more appealing animal. But then of course, we weren't expecting the nick name to stick :)
Thanks for reading!